Breaking News: Iraq is not safe!

Just in case it has not been stated clearly enough I will state it simply:

Iraq = Danger

This equation should be answerable to even NCEA students and can be taken as the official warning that Iraq is indeed a dangerous place to visit. I think it is quite safe to say that if you do not want to risk dying at the hands of insurgents then do not go to Iraq.

If you are in Iraq from tomorrow onwards then it's your own fault. You either thought you were too cool to read my blog or too clever to heed my basic advice.

If you are captured, then don't expect me to lose any sleep over your imminent slaughter. It is a shame, you may have had the best intentions but your death will be the consequences of your misguided actions.



You can go help them if you like and I commend you for your bravery/naivety but do not believe that you are immune to the violence. The battle is being fought against puritanical fundamental idealists that do not respect the notions of 'civilians' or 'human rights'.

And just for the record, being a part of as CHRISTIAN aid organisation in Baghdad is stupid in so many ways and should entitle you to a nomination in the Darwin Awards. If you are there to convert people to God then there is no help for you in this blog. If you are there to help the citizens in Iraq find relief (not hand relief you sick fuck) then drop the 'christian' title. You do no one a favour and make yourself a more likely target. And finally do not get your infidel bosses to pray for your release or appeal on your behalf, after all you are the worst type of infidels of them all! Christians and Muslims are just as bad as the Jews... almost!

Less Organised Religion = Peace